A pint of soya bean and achy wishes

We got screwed over by Narindar today. Gaaahh.

Cause nokia phone lady told her that we didn't want her to teach us when Sam only said it as a joke. ZZZ. Stupid nokia phone. I should switch to vodaphone or something.

Anyway, cause of that I was put in a super frustrated mood for the rest of the day. I even took the liberty to hog the photocopier machine at the library and print out the WHOLE of Tarling for less than $5. Hey, just TRY to sue me. I'm in such a pissy-ass mood I'll run your lawyer's balls flat and take yours to play tennis with (if I knew how to and in any case, I DO know how to play badminton so that will hurt A LOT more)

Oh, and I just found out something interesting this morning. Apparently this dude from T2 (he shall not be named lest he stab me on Monday in school) compiled a list of people to kill. He wanted to start a CJ Massacre or something so everything from T1-T6 is in that list. Well, I guess that includes me.

How he's gonna get a gun? I don't know and I don't want to know. He's getting counselling now so good for him...

Want to bet 10 bucks I'm on the list of "TO KILL" ? Wahahaha..

Ahhh and I had to sit for econs test today. Probably totally flunked it but I had to sit outside in the corridor and do it. I felt like I was getting punished or something cause the people walking by would give me weird stares. Yeah well, up yours bitch.

I'm sorry (actually I'm not) I'm so vulgar and bitchy but my mood isn't very good today...Argh. And it REALLY doesn't help that the windows at the left of our class is SO UBER DISTRACTING. DANG. I have to stop looking outside!!!!

Get curtains or something. Maybe skin up some random J1 and make her into curtains.
Muahaha.

Well off to study/meet up with jazreel (depending on which I feel like doing).

Quote of the day: Milo = Men In Leather Outfits (courtesy of Michele) ;)

P.s: ARGLAY shoes have been haunting me this whole week!!!!

yes, more randomness

I know I've posted 3 times today already but I HAVE TO POST THIS HAHAHA!!
This was after night-study. It retards me. Honestly.

cyclic insanity says:
you have cool teachers

cyclic insanity says:
all that sex whatnot

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
LOL

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
omg

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
u read that part?

cyclic insanity says:
my only cool teacher is my maths teacher. he comes to class and starts telling jokes on wrinkly penises

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
gawsh (:

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
isnt lit the bomb?

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
wrinkly penises? wtf?

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
u can come up with a joke like tt meh!?

cyclic insanity says:
it was pretty long >_>

cyclic insanity says:
i mean, the joke

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
LOL

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
HAHAHAHAHA

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
OH MAN!!

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
DARRELLL




and more madness....




cyclic insanity says:
WE WERE TALKING ABT (A JOKE ON) WRINKLY PENISES

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
HAHAHAHA

cyclic insanity says:
what do you think happened huh, the guy stripped? >_>

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
HAHAHAHAHA

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
NO IDEA MAN

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
U SCIENCE GUYS DO BIOLOGY

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
I WLDNT BE SURPRISED

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
LMAO

cyclic insanity says:
I DONT XD

cyclic insanity says:
the maths teacher is damn sick. bUT I LIKE HIM

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
*nudge* which part of him?

cyclic insanity says:
whaddya think

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
HAHAHA

And I do the shizzle. IG21 HUAT!!! Hold me closer and closer and hold me tight to your body, i wanna feel you says:
HIS ASS =X


Ignore me. Pleeeaaaaase. :D

Revelations

Revelations after night study:

XUAN HAS A BROTHER WHO'S J2 OMG!!! Isnt it so cool to have a sibling just ONE YEAR OLDER than you are? They're in same school some more!~ Kewls.

Oh, and the stalker gets stalked. DANG.

Bang, bang, brother paul shot me dooownnnnn ~

Just a peek

I've been playing a cat-and-mouse game with everything in my life.

Relationships.
Studies.
Money.
Health...

Just as I think I'm in control, everything slips out of my grasp and it's back to the old and tiring chasing game. Maaan it sucks.

A look
A turn
A slow in pace
Boy, I know you're still staring..

Quote of the day: Your music, so haunting, sounds sad in my ears.

Watch out, I'll catch everything one day. ;)

p.s: Night study is the bomb. I got to know the JLo me and Sam have been talking about HAHA! And guess what? He's a bandician. DANG.

AWESOME!!

WAHAHAH TRY TO BEAT MEEE!!

99 words

Speedtest

sex makes the world go round.

Today's day started off with sex.

Jason: Mdm Damo, do you know that women who wear high heels tend to have better sex life?

Damo: Oh then I should start wearing more high heels!

Me: Ooooh! Mdm Damo, must be because you're not getting enough right?

Damo: Noo! There's a difference between not getting enough sex and having good sex

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

And it ended off with sex too...

Sng: You should all have sex and ENJOY IT.

Sex is NATURAL

Sex is meant to be ENJOYABLE

Without sex, a person will go CUCKOOO

Sex is for you to LET OFF STEAM

What a fantastic lit lesson.

And of course, with me and luo er asking stupid questions just to prolong this sex talk.

Me: Then what about priests and nuns!

...

Luo er: Are you speaking from experience?

And last but not least,

Kimberly: I feel so turned on.

I agree kimberly. Lit lessons arouse me HAHAHA!!!! Ohh my poor virgin ears.

"May the lord open" ... her legs. - A Handmaid's Tale

Afterthoughts: It's so freakishly coincidental. You and your blinding golden ray.

Note to self: Common Tests are coming so if I'm stressed, I know what to do ;)

Rebound.

It's happening again.

Sitting alone at my dining table, eating a cup of marigold peach and mango yogurt,
I didn't taste a single thing.
I was too busy asking myself, why?

And just as I am typing this now, I just realized that it was expired.
I can now taste the sour taste in my mouth.
But I don't get up to rinse it out.
I'm still here typing.

Because if I stop, I'll never be able to type this all out.
It's still there - haunting me, lurking in every corner.

This scar.

It hurt when it happened, it stung with time, and it won't ever disappear.

And it explains why I'm behaving this way:
A quiet desperation.
A desperation to re-assure myself
But at the same time, a desperation to find an alternative,
An alternative utopia that only exists in fairy tales.

And till now, I still don't know what to do?
Do I continue squeezing lemon over the wound?
Or do I kiss it all goodbye?

I'm so tempted, really I am.

But yet if I choose the second,
I know I will live to regret.
And regretting and something I detest.
Because I'd never know when I'd die.

It could be today, it could be tomorrow, it could be in 20 years.
I don't know -
After all, its happened so many times already I can't be sure when the next would come knocking.

Why do I want?
Why do I crave?
Why do I feel so insecure?
Why am I still hurting?

'Waste not, want not. I am not being wasted.' - A handmaid's tale

THUN THUN THUN!! PHOTOS ARE HERE!

YAYYY PHOTOS ARE HERE!!! (after MUCH procrastination which I am butt-famous for)

So... ladies and gentlemen..... sit back.. relaks..

and try not to drool, honeys ;)

The famous gayers: Patrick (left) and Gary (right) (HAHA PATRICK U GOT NO RIGHTS =X )

During the paint game. Check out everyone's sexy legs. Eh, patrick!! YOU LOOK SO FEMININE HAHA!

On the bus home from East Coast Park!!

IG 21!! Or most of them lah.

My fellow YANDAOS posing for the CHIOBUS below (ahem, yes that includes ME) wahahaha!!!

Humpa-licious XD --->

They're all so soaked to the bone, close and personal ;)

more to be updated when I'm not feeling sluggish, fattish, fugly and a blob of self-destructing godzilla ;)

Quote of the day: 26 dollars and the keys to a jet lag.

"If I can play better, would you fall in love with me?" HAHA!!

p.s: Have to help Elton choreograph bowling orientation dance! More MUA CHEE ABS!!! X.x

Another imprint in the sand... and on my shirt

Orientation is over....

These whole 4 days have been exesperating and at the same time exhilirating! Exesperating because I got to keep chasing after people who disappear magically but exhilirating because my IG is so fun (=

IG 21 U ROCK!

This whole experience has really left a deep imprint in my memory.. and on my shirt. I think this is probably the 2nd most fondest memory I would have in CJ... I came to Orientation expecting this much but what I got was so much more...

You know, to be really really frank, Orientation2 was the only time in CJ that I was able to finally find my old self again. I just went totally wild, crazy, not caring about what people thought about me. I screamed, I shouted, I made fun of people and for once, I got people who respected me and liked me for who I was (apart from my clique in class but you guys still haven't seen the total me yet)

Although the planning was crazy ( leaving at 9pm-11pm almost everyday ), I have to say it was worth it. I forged some unforgetable bonds which are really important to me.

AND WE WON BEST HOUSE!! WOOTS!!! GO SOLAS =D

Here's an overview of the whole 4 days:

day 1: Got to know my IG members. Didn't really know their names so I gave them my personal pet names! (Phephe, xuanxuan, jitjit, starfish, snail, etc) We played wacko, some catching-hand game, tree hunter and squirrel, kaching, blow wind blow and others...I also managed to mix with them during break (porn-talk HAHA!! And guys, I was just kidding. I DONT HAVE PORN IN MY COM HAHAHAHA!) Oh, and they gave me a pet name too =.=

sasa!!!

Afterhours: I played scissors paper stone with Terence (the one with the leg stretching thing) and acted all child-like, skipping throughout school and laughing my head off. We even did a slow-mo run at the quadrangle in front of some people HAHA! TERENCE!!! You're damnnn cute!!!!



Day 2: We held the house intro today. I had to wear a towel around my waist, wave a palm tree leaf (which I managed to cut off from school property thanks to Dinesh!) and wear a card which said 'FAN GIRL' HAHA! Played some bonding games. Got splashed by a whole bucket of water and a wet sponge ball which has been between people's groins and bums was squeezed over my head. I stank. -.- I got my revenge by hugging people. Oh yea, we also got to line up for some stupid Youth Olympics thing and just wave at people who run by. So dumb. Stupid nathan. All his fault. Oh yeah, and I found out Boon Hong can play the piano AND THE GUITAR =DDD

Awesome-ness! I'm so jealous!

Oh, and at night I went totally crazy with the SOLAS-IANS. I tried challenging Elton and Sash to pull ups HAHA! And I was rolling around the quadrangle (literally).

Also, I totally embarrassed myself cause I was still infected with my high-ness when I was talking to Pheobe at the bus stop and I didn't realize SW was also there. Sht. I have destroyed my reputation.

After that, went to meet Jazreel. We caught up (mostly discussing about our boys) and I MISS HER!!!! =(




Day 3: We went to East Coast Park. I had lots of fun laming around in the bus with my IG. Damn cool lah, I was put in charge of an ENTIRE BUS! (but I forgot about the other IG and I totally left them alone once we alighted. IM SO SORRY SHERMAN! I ABANDONED YOUR IG!!) Once there, we played some games after I managed to get my sense of direction. It was pretty bad.

I got dunked into the sea twice. Or rather, unglamorously thrown in. THANKS A LOT GUYS. And before that, during one of the games where we're supposed to bomb the other team with water bombs, they turned on me and bombed ME.

Yea, I totally love my IG. And I was wearing the white facil shirt too. Talk about unglam (as Sam would say)

It was so totally gross. When I was taking my clothes off to bath, PILES OF SAND WOULD FALL OUT of my clothes. MY GOD. Oh, and we walked around bare foot for the whole day also at ECP. I got screwed by Nathan for that later) After bathing I also sat outside with the girls and gossiped about guys HAHA. Girl bonding session ;)

We also had cca bazaar that day. I went to katchou the Judo booth. Over there, I convinced Amanda to do an arm lock on me (wa seh, damn shiok man) and Joey threw me twice! I swear Joey is damn fucking strong. He managed to stop me just in time before I hit the floor in mid-air. HAHA! I kind of miss Judo... Oh and after stoning around the Judo booth, I went to the dance booth to mix around with Pamela, natalie and anastacia. Then, I watched the gym performance and the band performance ( GO XUAN!) and the dance performance.

Random fact: SW looks hot on the saxophone. You could literally see the passion leaking out of him. Seeing any guy with passion for something they love is always so awesome!

Astrid: You naughty girl. How dare you tease me by giving me the band paper with THAT number. &#&^!*#^!*!

After hours: Taught Elton, Terence and Adriel a dance I choreographed for Solas house intro. Got to know them better. Haha! We were discussing about how they each seemed to fall into school stereotypes! Except for Adriel! He's so not ACS!!!! Oh, and we were comparing abs. Omg, I swear Terence has MUA CHEE ABS! DAMN SCARY!!! Elton is also reaching that stage. *shiver*



Day 4: Came to school feeling really bummed.Why? Cause its the last day of Orientation. But today was quite eventful. In the morning, we played mass games. There, I got smeared with some shit-looking paint (THANKS A LOT PATRICK!!!!), splashed with water (but I got my revenge first by pouring one whole bucket on my whole IG from the top floor HAHA!), smeared with more paint, had my head covered in shampoo and had my arms full of starch (yea, i love you too Cherie Chua (: )

After we washed up, we sat around and talked cock more. Then, I was mostly busy with house meetings. I had to teach Elton, Terence, Adriel, Alvin, Wei Qi and 2 of my dance juniors a dance on top of the PAC 2nd floor.. it was cool. Oh, and I was on stage teaching the J1s how to do mass dance. My partner was Boon Hong at first but he kept running off to bask in the fan so Elton became my partner after that. I'm a lucky girl. You guys are fun to dance with! And Boon, you swept me off my feet (literally. You turned me too fast man HAHA!)

Oh, and we were doing all sorts of nonsense on stage too. It's fun to goof around!

And before I knew it, it was finale night.. I still remember I will never ever forgive FSV... They played the music too early and we all forgot our moves so we just stood there like an idiot. ZZZZZ. And our house was damn dead. Juniors refused to cheer other than IG21 (YAY MY IG) and IG1 (YAY TERENCE IG). But somehow, someway, we got house champion HAHA! I guess all that standing up and heavy banner-lifting paid off for me XD

But the deco was damn good. Kudos to Kubo and Ian.

I zao-ed after the first debrief. I didn't bother to stay for the 2nd cause my IG was waiting for me at heeren. It was nice of Elton to wait for me to pack up, though. I met Gayboy at far east and he helped me carry my stuff to heeren (you're a real sweetheart ^^) where I crapped with my IG and cam-whored.

They also drew a picture of me on the table in Graffiti cafe and we signed our names down. Then after that, we parted. (After making fun of me ALOT)

Anyway I guess I should stop here... But I'll leave u with the awards presentation:

First hug received from me: Jack
Most hugs received from me: Patrick
Most huggable: Vanessa
Most gay: Jit Yong
Best gay couple: Patrick and Gary
2nd best gay couple: Jit and Aloy
Most lame: Aloy
The one who makes me shy the most: Aloy (you and your flirts HAHA)
The one who makes me turn red: Astrid (yes, you and your teases!)
The strongest: Belmond
The guy who flashes the most: Gary
The girl who's name I can't remember the most: Janani
The guy who's name I always mix up : jack
The girl who's name I remember the easiest: Stephanie
The guy who's name I will never mix up: Benjamin
Most creative: Vanessa

Champion: ALOY HAHAHAHA!!! (sorry, inside joke to those who had dinner with me)

Best IG: Need I say? IG 21!!!!!!

So I'll part with these words: Though over time our friendships may thin and we might lose contact, always ALWAYS remember that you guys are deep within my heart.. forever ^^ You guys gave me one of the best memories I have in CJ! ROCK ON!

The song that will stay in my memory forever to commemorate Orientation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o0Nibn7n7E
*Pictures will be updated soon*