Keep your hair from falling off, dearies.

Today's lit lecture was hilarious! We watched some scenes from shutter and this is what I observed during the time when it was airing:


Sam - covering his eyes.
Jason - laughing
Michele - stunned to the max (oops, I mean, maximum. Sorry, Corrine haha)
Luo Er - couldn't see but she kept saying "It's not scary la!"


Girls in lecture theatre generally - screaming their heads off
Guys in the lecture theatre generally - making some incoherent noise that is sort of screaming but because they have to be so MANLY so it comes out as a spasticated squeaky groan


SO yeah, it was entertaining. Kinda spooky though. *shivers*


Never, EVER look under the bed when you think there's something underneath it.


That's all for now. Got to rush through stupid history outline and econs. Ugh.


Quote of the day: Mr Glascow likes lobby elevator music

Mayday, we have a problem!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggggHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid, stupid, stupid, STUUUUUUU-PID neighbours of mine!!!!

First they start drilling a hole in our wall at 11.30PM and cut our power supply by drilling THROUGH an electric cable and guess whattt?! The stupid electric surge they caused probably went through our underground cables and now WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY!!!

Someone, anyone, give the dumbasses a PRIZE.

Quote of the day: Sam: "Stupid boy"

My neighbour:

What a girl wants

A question's been bugging me for a long time.

What do girls see in guys?

Why this question, you may ask? Its because I see so many girls nowadays going "OMG SO CUUTEE" and I'll stare long and hard and think, " Cute mehhhhh? " And for some reason, my taste is so much different from other people HAHA!

So, I thought long and HARD about it and I have finally attained enlightenment!!!!

For me, there's basically 4 things a guy must have for me to take notice of him and be a real head-turner. (appearance-wise. not personality)

1. He must have nice eyes!!!!!

Here's an example:

Gorgeous isn't it??? But of course this would melt my heart even more:

2. He must have a nice back!!!!!

Shouldn't be too hard isn't it? Toned is enough. Doesn't need to be muscular. Muscular is just grrooossssssss.

And lastly!!!

3. He must be boyish-looking!!

For some reason unknown to me, I'm a real big sucker for boyish-looking guys! They just melt my heart until nothing is left.

4. HE MUST HAVE GOOD HAIR!!! I think guys with good hair are just dreamy ^^v

HAHA I feel like a ditz now woohoo!

P.s: Pictures were taken from deviantart. I DO NOT OWN THEM

1.62 is too short.

ARGH so bloody pissed!

Today was generally a good day (GENERALLY I SAY) and it even started off well. But guess what? The Chosen One just had to RUIN my whole day! Wanna know why?

Because I have officially been branded as OBESE by the fucked up school I'm in! Yes, yes, you heard me. Fat! Fat as in, AHPUI, OBESE, HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED, GRAVITIONALLY WEIGHED, FEI, UNATTRACTIVE and having ZERO SEX APPEAL. Don't get me wrong here - I don't have anything against obese people. In fact, I have a few good friends in the overweight category who are more precious to me than words can convey... However, I dread the notion of being branded fat in the school...

I'll tell you why.

1) I'm in dance. Do you know what it means to be in dance? Dance, my friend is where all the girls are gorgeously slim and sexy. Guys oogle at them cause they're too good to be true, to have bodies of goddesses. Unfortunately, NOT ME. No - in fact, I know I've always been the most imperfect one in dance but I've been HAPPY being the way I am. But not now. Seriously lor, if people know that I'm in dance and I'm in the Overweight programme I'm not just going to drag Dance's name through the MUD but I'll feel even more isolated from dance.... I'll always get the constant paranoia that people will be talking about me... ( i usually don't care but when dance is involved, I CARE)


2) Everything people have told me is TRUE. I usually don't give a damn about people when they say I'm a little out of shape and everything.... but now, BRANDED BY THE SCHOOL AS A FELLOW PUBLIC FAT-ARNARIAN, I'm so paranoid now. I not only feel inadequate but whatever little confidence I ever had is SMASHED!!! How can I talk to people now? I already feel its difficult to talk to people as it is...Argh.


3) I hate looking at myself in the mirror now because I see a HUUUUGEEEEE Sign stuck on my forehead that says " LOCAL FATTY!!! ". I just want to punch myself so bad.


4) I'll never be good enough for THEBOY. Yea I know there's more to a relationship than superficial appearances but I've already been through shit once when I'm slim(er), what more the chances of that whole shit happening again when I'm FAT and SO MUCH LESS APPEALING?! Okay I admit, I'm insecure and I'm hell not afraid to admit it but if you've been through what I've been, you would too. What's more, I don't even know how SHE looks like.... for all I know the reason why he's still so smitten with her is because she's drop-dead gorgeous? I don't know...from what I hear from him that seems to be the case cause so many guys are after her... ARGH. I changed so much just to counter-balance this....vanitizing myself to the extent where I feel so naked without eyeliner and to the point where I'm even wearing SKIRTS (which I would never wear in a million years before I met him)... Somehow it all seems to go down the drain...


5) Lit night is coming. And guess what? I'm wearing a corset. Gosh. And guess who's going to look like godzilla in it? Yeah, good guess: Me.


Somehow I think The Chosen One is conspiring against me. He OBVIOUSLY doesn't like me much and he's OBVIOUSLY such a big ass to everyone. He measured my height as 1.62m! How is that fucking possible?! I came home and I checked my height and its 1.65m!!


Take that, you blind retarded bitch. ( no offence to blind people )


And okay lets ASSUME my height is 1.62m. Even after checking BMI, I am STILL NOT OVERWEIGHT. What the fuck is your problem? Your eye got stamp ar? I swear he sarbo-ed me and its all part of a conspiracy because he's convinced that I forge my MCs. (Which I so do not)


I'm so tempted to go to K-N-S dot com dot sg and buy like handcuffs, cuff The Chosen One to the wall and whip the shit out of him. (hint hint to those who get it)


ANYWAY... away from shit-ass depressing things. I went with Sam and Van to collect Sam's lit night clothes today... We went to a shop called 88th. Its SO AWESOME! The clothes they sell there are all so GOTHIC and PUNK! I was totally falling in LOVE with everything there!!! Too bad, its expensive. Mehhh. And the aunty there is damn cute! She was talking with us for about one hour, joking and all. HAHA!


AUNTY YOU DAMN CUTE ^^


She was telling us of how these ang mohs would call up the shop, mistaking it for "something else". And you know, the conversation would go something like this:


Aunty: yes?
AM: Er, is this the 88 shop?
Aunty: Yes, what do you need?
AM: Er, do you sell SM stuff? I'm looking for whips...
Aunty: *smirking cheekily* yes we sell.... but we're out of stock (LOL obviously lying but she can't say no because its bad business)
AM: oh..
Aunty: But I tell you what, you go to K.N.N dot com dot sg and you can find it there.


LOL! Aunty, you rock.


Oh, and we bought an awesome hat for nam there! It was going for cheap so it was $35! WOO! I'll be sure to visit there soon.


After Sam got his stuff, me and Van went to Novena to get Aunty Divina her belated birthday present. Got her a diamond ring from heart-to-heart. Then, we met up with Tudi ^^. Tudi you're damn awesome but I can't believe you changed so much after getting a girlfriend HAHA! Its so funny!! Oh, and my phone died on me. AGAIN.


Quote of the day: Tan Jek Suan: Is it raining???
Everyone: YES!!!!


Fatcat quote of the day:
Saaaam why do people always insult people's mother instead of the father??
Yeah!!
Like, why do people say things as *censor* FUCKER?
*5 minutes later*
Eh, I censored the wrong thing LOL!!!


P.s: Support the HELPMELOSEWEIGHT Campaign! I shall diet and exercise drastically until my weight drops! A.K.A no lunch and snacks, 150 crunches everyday. THANKS A LOT YOU ASSHOLIC PE TEACHER OF MINE.

I'm sorry but tophats cost your life, your soul and every single penny in your pocket

Weeee I'm so excited for lit night!

Ya know, I think I'm probably the only idiot who's so excited. Recently, I've been going around and asking random people what they are wearing and stuff like that! I even brought my Corset to Nam's house and asked for her opinion (cause I've motivated her to crash lit night too HAHA). Oh, and I brought a HUGE bag of socks/nettings for Luo Er to browse through.

I'm seriously such a weirdo.

Normally I wouldn't think I'm so girl and love dressing up (Jazreel: You so man!) but somehow, this has really got my engine going! Maybe its cause I can finally put my clothes to good use and I've always envied how Americans have halloween and all and Singapore is sooooooooo BORING~

So, anyway, I'm going to play the MAD HATTER!!!

Now, why the mad hatter? Honestly, I don't know. Maybe its cause I have a HUGE thing for hats and also cause the twisted madhatter in ALICE is just so uber awesome <3>

Whao, but I tell you, tophats are so HARD TO FIND!!!! Handicapped by my BROKEN FOOT, I limped from far east, to plaza sing to novena square and to united square... and FINALLY, I FOUND 2 TOPHATS! But poo, guess what?

THEY ARE SO EXPENSIVE!!!!!

Wah lao eh, like cut out my heart, smash it into itty bitty pieces, mash it back together with mashed potato, sell it to a blood-hungry zombie, extract out my soul, sell it to a haggard witch and sell my life away to some rich oil Sekh and I still would not be able to buy it without feeling heart pain! One was 18 the other was 25.

After much deliberation, I bought the 25 one cause I was tooo lazy to go back to orchard and also cause it looked so much nicer =3

Then after that, THEBOY and me went to decorate it. IT LOOKS SO AWESOME!!!

I shall post pictures soon but not now. The dragon is going to off my com at any moment so I shall zao for now. CHEERIOS <3

Quote of the day : "Jason doesn't bath"

I AM NOT INTELLIGENT!

I'm HOME!! Phew! I swear school sucks balls.



Today was not so tiring but I was soooo lazzyyyyy!!! (Thank GOD there wasnt any history) Bah.



In GP we were going through the web-based learning lesson that we had completed earlier... Damo asked me to go up and read out my script. To be honest, I was writing LOADS of crap haha!!! But anyway... yeah. I went up anyway and read it. So Paiseh can? Some more I was damn slow in realizing that she was calling me up. I had to ask SammyWhammy and the people around me if there was only one Mel in the class. mehhh. =.="



Oh, and in class Damo kept emphasizing that I'm an ex-KI student. Err. I mean, its alright if she says it once cause I still get the old "yayyy-I'm-a-higher-being-and-all-of-you-who-are-lower-can-eat-my-dusttttt" feeling (Courtesy of Fahy. He can really indoctrinate you to believe you're god's gift to man in terms of intellect and that all those taking GP are all just vague and non-thinking people which errr- ironically I am now LOL!!) So yeah, pardon my ego!



Oh yeah, back to the point. It gets a bit too awkward when she keeps emphasizing that I'm from KI and expecting me to answer questions that are very KI-ish. (Sorry to burst the bubble of faith you have in me but I dropped out of KI for a damn good reason and one of them is because I suck at answering KI-ish questions) So, asking me those questions in class makes me really want to stick my whole head into the concrete ground like an ostrich while I spout out some random nonsense that only sounds cheem because nobody can understand it (Even I have no idea what I'm saying) and the reason why they can't is because it is nonsense!



Mehhh. And then whenever I get labelled as "THE KI student", I feel thousands of eyes boring into my back and inevitablely, myself shrinking in my seat. Gaaaahh. People, don't expect me to be intelligent cause I aint! I take pride in being stupid alright? So don't expect anything intelligent out of me! I did not even plan on taking KI anyway! It was a sort of last-minute decision on the day itself (thanks to viggy's influence and yes, I am calling you VIGGY!) and mostly I just wanted to take the test to prove that I'm not as stupid as I think I am LOL!



So, as much as you want to think I'm intelligent, (which is quite flattering but pretty annoying) please don't!!!!!



Me No likie labels, okie?! (and YES, THE SPELLING ERRORS ARE INTENTIONAL!!!)



Well other than that, Sam and I talked a LOT of rubbish haha! Sam!!!!!! I love you man. You're my guy bitch half. (but a lot bitchier LOL)



Oh, and we had an Othello test during the last period. Sucked. I could imagine my secondary school lit teacher materializing next to me, lifting up my script and going: "paaattthheetttiiiccccc effort!" Yes Mrs Low... your enthusiastic spirit during lit has spilled over to haunt me even after I'm out of IJ.



OH!OH!!! And before lit, I had THE BEST sleep I had been getting for the past month! It was just a short 20 minutes nap but wah lao eh... I felt so refreshed after that! It's about time anyway... been waking up at 3am + almost every night since school started.



School's a bitch. And my pimples are being bitchier.

Screw that.



Anyway this is just a pic taken last week during PE when we were cam-whoring. I'll upload more but I'm too lazy to do it right now. Got history SBQ waiting (UGH!)


Go year 2008!
You can totally go suck balls somewhere.

To Luo Er: Thankyew for the Kinder bueno bar!! (and for accompanying poorme in the cab haha!)

To Jaz: I suck you swallow LMAO! =X
(Sorry private joke. People don't think dirty..)


Quote-worthy phrase of the day: "Mel, whats 110 calories divided by four???"

Serenades to a punch-drunk whore

"The Kill"

What if I wanted to break
Laugh it all off in your face
What would you do?
(Oh, oh)

What if I fell to the floor
Couldn't take all this anymore
What would you do, do, do?

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you

What if I wanted to fight
Beg for the rest of my life
What would you do?

You say you wanted more
What are you waiting for?
I'm not running from you (from you)

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you

Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

I tried to be someone else
But nothing seemed to change
I know now, this is who I really am inside.

Finally found myself
Fighting for a chance.
I know now, this is who I really am.

Ah, ahOh, ohAh, ah

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you, you, you.

Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

Come break me down (bury me, bury me)
Break me down (bury me, bury me)
Break me down (bury me, bury me)
(You say you wanted more)
What if I wanted to break...?
(What are you waiting for?)
Bury me, bury me(I'm not running from you)

What if I
What if I
What if I
What if I
Bury me, bury me!

You know, I thought about it and I realized that for 99% of my life I'm not who I am. To different people, I portray a different image.

In school, I'm mostly a lazy, quiet, slacker with low self-esteem who always wants to stay out of the limelight and I cannot stand those who always try to hog the limelight. I shy away from people, sometimes preferring to stick with just 1 person or just simply by being alone.

But ironically, when I'm with my Secondary school bitches, I'm damn fucking noisy and we become the ones who are usually in the center of attention. I become someone who doesn't give a shit about appearances (even if it means looking like a total tard) and I can talk to anyone and everyone and actually like it.

Online I'm once again a total different person. I don't behave like myself at all (AHEM TO THOSE WHO KNOW =P ). But here's the funny thing: when I'm online I can be either my school personality or my hanging-out-with-bitches personality. It's almost like its a pivot to my split-personalities.

And lastly, when I'm with dear, I become another different person. I'm not independant like how everyone views me anymore. I'm very emotionally weak, dependent, whinny, GRUMPY, dirty-minded (cough!*) and erm, violent? LOL

Aiya so whats the whole point of this mumbo jumbo? Well, I think I'm trying too hard to become what people expect me to be. In fact, I don't know what my personality is anymore. Gahh.

So, you know, maybe I'll try to find it back amongst all the schizos that exist inside of me.

What if I... buried me?