I just realised something!

Lol just a quick thing to add here.. i just realised that i go for older guys. Dun ask. Shuddup. Hahaha. Trying to figure out the reason though. Must be because guys my age are too immature. Oops? did i just say that? hmmm o wellz. Bye! ^^

-The byatch

The Irony Of life.

Well, hope that most of you like the new layout. I found it myself and I love it. So, I got another new concept of writing my blog now. No, I ain't gonna write about my old boring life and about what I do practically every single monotonous and nonsensical day of my life. Instead, what I'm gonna write now on is about... my thoughts. Yeah. My thoughts about a certain topic. Lame I know. But if you don't like it, go cry about it then. I can't be much less bothered, honestly, it kills my braincells trying to argue with you; and I've lost enough, I can bet you on that.

Okay... let's start with my favourite topic: DEATH.

Yeah yeah most people are afraid of dying but hey, we all have a devil on our left and an angel on our right. They tempt us and try to make us either

a) be good
b) be bad

and when we die, the angel and the devil would try to fight for our soul. Yeah. But that's not the point. How many people have actually wondered what happens after death? We go purgatory? We see St. Peter? Oh!! talking about st peter.. Bryan was telling me a joke today. It was hilarious. Hahahaha.. anyway:

3 women died and went to the gates of heaven. There, St Peter and his helper angel was waiting for them. The first lady went up to St Peter and said, "I've been an exremely good girl when I was alive. I've never had sex before and I was planning to only when I marry and be completely devoted to him and only him before I got smooshed into strawberry jam by a truck." St. Peter nodded and said, "Excellent. Angel, Give her the golden key". The next lady went up and said, "I've had sex before but only to my husband and I only had it for the sake of populating the earth and having a family. I have lied before but it was for a good cause." St.Peter nodded and replied, "Excellent! Angel, give her the silver key!" The last woman went up to St. Peter and said, "I've been the horniest bitch in the whole wide world! I've slept with 400 over men, all in different shapes and sizes! I lost my virginity ar 5 and I've lied over thousands of times!" St. Peter nodded and replied her, "Good. Angel, give her my ROOM KEY".

lol! I totally crapped up! hahahahaa ermm *ahem* anyway... we'd continue death after another day. I got to go eat now. =cheers=

Singapore Idol?

singapore idol was weird. big time.

from the funny : lemon tree, pimple song, striptease, china william hung
from the heckcare: that idiot alastair (dunno how u spell) with his attitude

okkkk, sooo this is wat singapore idol is? some retarded fellow spinning around while singing lemon tree? some guy grossing all out with with squeezing pimples? some guy from china (although he did his best) singing his heart out? and that guy stripping!?

ouch.

oook, a guy fainted even before he sang. that IS really weirdyea sure, there are good ones too. but there are attitude problems too....if they have to change their attitude they have to.and yes, im typing this as i watch it. [ps i missed the thing so i tapped it down. haha]

ANDY LAU!? far from it. and now im listening to this girl sing.....dick lee said she sings like a bird. to quote a song. cry me a river.and this guy is asking for permission to MOVE!? wow. wee advertisement.guess im not gonna give a blow-by-blow account animore.but hey, who doesnt get the feeling that sg idol is more comedy den talent show rite?

all the examples listed above + bananaman already xplains it that everyone is jus there to entertain....or they have thicker hides den rhinos :) cant blame dem for trying, they...er...trust their talent too much. like the judges say, its not the wannabes who choose wat they want, its the audience. go figure.

Haha i got to stop now. Cyaz. Tag my board! haha thanks

PS : can someone update me on the bananaman? i know nothing xcept that he wears a mask :)

Wheee ACS S.U.C.K.S

Heyy!!!!

yay! Haven't been tagging! Haha sorry about that. Been very busy. SHit!!! Haven't done my art yet.. sheesh...art so dumb and stuuuuuuuuupid!!! arghhh so time consuming man.. time is money......

YIppee!! In the Rugby match between acs Barker and SJI, SJI won 13-10!! Muahahahaha Acs sucks Acs sucks!! lol! COngrats to all my bruddas from SJI (SJI is IJ's brother school so.. duh??)!!!! You guys were terrific!! haha i screamed my voice hoarse man.... ali also screamed but i could not hear her. hehe but she had a sore throat today and not me.. I wonder why oh why... haha ^^;;

MmmMmm St nicks won overall for track competition.. errr... thats all the sports that i know.Haha. Oh wellz, congrats to them too! haha! The funny thing is that MGS track practise so hard but they didn't make it to the finals.. I wonder why... *hint hint: they train at CCAB there's a lot of boys there* Haha no offense to MGS girls.. ^^;;

Nothing much more to update on. I tripped over my bag in front of the WHOLE CLASS when i went up to get my Geog paper today.. Omg it was so embarrassing!!! ^^;; I'm such a klutz. I got 15/25 it suks like hell la.. haha i guess i just suck at this! lol. Maths CA tomorrow.. *vomit* Hope i pass.. heh... Nothing much to update on.

Im gonna zhao liao! Cyazzz!!!

P.s: *ahemz* asked me out. muahahahahahhaa =^^;=

Lots of love, See you! Love yeahz!~ *hugx*