retardedness

omg. I slammed the car door on my own leg this morning. Now I got a huge blueblack there *sobs*

Aaaaa I feel so stupid.

School today was full of sht (as usual). UGH. Gave me more work for the labour day holiday.

Like hello, labour day is a HOLIDAY! AND A HOLIDAY IS A REST DAY! But NooooOoo, the bloody school makes me do rubbish on that day. I wish the M** would get that into their thick skulls. Stop wasting student's time and pressurising us uneccessarily you shitheads!!!

Garh. Short post because I think I might be walking teshy poo.

Which is around... now.

I FOUND A CURE!!!

OMGOMGOMG I FOUND A CURE FOR MY DEPRESSION!!!

1. It does not affect my body
2. It does not need to be consumed with water
3. It can occupy you for hours
4. It gets you DAMN HIGH
5. It's not drugs or injections.

However,

1. Your fingers get numb
2. It involves an awful deal of noise
3. Involves a lot of.. fingering
4. The bed could break.

Kind of guess what it is? I've been doing it for 8-9.30 today and I feel SUPER HIGH!!!
Give you another clue: Its better done with more people.
I did it with my cousin.

Keep that thought of what it is in mind.

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It's...


JAMMING! OMG I WAS JUMPING AND BOUNCING ON THE BED WHILE JAMMING TO 'DYING IN YOUR ARMS' WITH MY COUSIN! Wa damnn hiiigh~~~~

I know what you sick little people were thinking. And you're wrong.

Gosh you perverts.

Aaaaa I got the song stuck in my head...

oooweeooooooOOOO

haha I got my amplifyer today!!

Talk about being a true blue amplifyer. WOOTS. WE MAKE NOISE, WE CAUSE DAMAGE AND WE BRING MUSIC TO PEOPLE'S LIVES!!

Wa. I can make that the new motto of amplify HAHA! ((:

I didn't manage to get an ESP or a Marshall amplifyer that I wanted. ESP isn't sold separately in david's store and Marshall amplifyers are waaaayyy out of my budget. I had only about $91. SO I bought the only thing i could afford - an F. Suzuki amplifyer that cost $75 + the connecting cables from the amp to the guitar (another $8.00).

Then after that i had to run like a mad woman (dragging along the amplifyer with me thats half my size) back to city hall MRT, to bishan mrt, than to church because we had a liturgy rehearsal before mass. Wa people were giving me weird looks man. They must have thought I was carrying a bomb or something cause the box was HUGE! Haha in a way its good. They left a little circle around me despite the mrt being JAM-PACKED.

wee I escaped having to smell people's B.O!

WA BUT I MUST COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING (being the grumpy bitch i am). SOME SINGAPOREANS DON'T KNOW HOW TO LINE UP AR! I was lining up at the taxi stand at Bishan MRT, feeling tired from carrying the amp, grumpy from rushing for time (I was running late) and a bit peeved that the line was long. But, I waited anyway.

HOWEVER, you get some idiots who have PEA-SIZED BRAINS and cut-queue, running to the front of the taxi stand to hail the cab before it stops at the taxi stand despite being later than the people who were queuing up. Some people just got NO PATIENCE.

Bloody hell. Wanted to gun every one of them down (or maybe its cause of my army camouflage pants I was wearing at that time).

ARGH.

Seriously people, do you guys need to be sent back to preschool to learn the meaning of the word "queue" or is your mind so pathetic it cant even process a simple 5 letter word? In which case, I think you really need help and should be strapped up, stowed away and deserted in the middle of a jungle. I think you should find it very at home with all the turkeys around to accompany you.

UGH.

Sorry, I'm feeling SUPER BITCHY. Maybe its the guitaring or the waiting or the rushing or maybe just miss THEBOY. I think my mens is coming. DAMMIT.

Anyway I learnt 2 more songs today:

Slither

Dying in your arms

Dying in your arms is super SEXY. God forbid such a heavenly song to exist.

Hmm I'm going to sleep now. Was uploading the bbq pics for michele but there's too many. I'll post it at the next post okay?

So sorry guys. I'm a horrible and incorrigible procrastinator :)

Oh, and I didnt pass up KI homework. I am so screwed. Mr Farhi is going to spit on me to death. NOOOOOOOOooOoOoOOoOo!!!

WOOOHOOO!!!

Ohmygosh, you know what?

FINALLY GOT MY EPIPHONE GUITAR!!! WOOOTS!!

200 bucks gone T__T
: $150 guitar + casing
: $6.80 for strings
: $15 for cleaning and stringing
: $2 for picks
: $16.50 for contacts and contact solution
: $20 for food today

HEART PAIN AAHHH!!

But anyway check my sexy guitar out!

WEEEE I'm currently practicing American Idiot, Shatter and wherever you will go.
THANKS SO MUCH JASON I LOVE YOU FOREVER MUAHAHAHAHA!!

After getting the guitar stuff done with bryan today, I went to slack and his house and took some self-love shots.

check out my cool camou pants!!

oh man.. ego-ness~~~

Wedding wedding!

Wooo I just attended a wedding today!

Special thanks to Amplifers:
Dsky_Hiung aka Hiungzai
minka aka mei
Leost725 aka lagger/h4x0r
crappyZAP aka THEKING
Skyrays aka Grampeh
Zerodegree aka crazy 8ker
Platina aka platty

And others:
something bboy__boyboy or something
-MOD-Singage aka MOD guild leader
-MOD-Xinxin aka mei

Haha and of course, thanks to starfish for enduring all the bombarding of PMs and for handling most of it. Thanks for all who came <3333333

Hohoho. Today was really fun... It was really touching to see Amplify gathered together (well, 1/8th of it since we're so huge) and NPCing was fun! Haha! And trying to trash degree at 8k was fun too!

MEI I CANT BELIEVE U NINJA-ED ME!!! GAAAAAHHHH! Anyway, good job LOL

Oh man... you guys make me love you so much ...

Heh.

OMGOMGOMG

Right Image: Mu online with my crazy guild comrades! ((:
Click for bigger image!

OMG OMG OMG!! SOMEONE IN MU OFFERED TO SELL ME A





NOVA STAFF +13+16+LUCK





OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





*SALIVATES ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD*





But like all tragic stories, I could not afford it.





*wind blows*


*silence*





NVM!! I SHALL SAVE UP THAT 150 BLESS AND FIND THAT DUDE AGAIN IF I GOT ANOTHER CHANCE MUAHAHAHAHA!! (wait long long)





And I got another moron on my TOKILL list.





*drum rolls*





Cirvel from the guild 3KNet3.





He's a stuck-up MG who would have been killed by me if not for the fact that I was in a NON-PVP server afk-ing. ZZZ.. HATE HATE HATE MGS! Bloody stuck up dipshits. They think they're so cool by hurling their little electric balls around and stealing all my mobs....





NEVER MIND!! MY NEXT RESET IS COMING IN 8 LVLS!!! AND MY ENERGY IS HITTING 3K SOON! FEAR ME YOU MAGIC GLADIATOR PEASANTS! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!





I will pawn you so badly with my nova staff (when I get it) or some other staff that's better than my legendary staff +9.





FEEL MY WRATH BWAHAHAHAHA!

Lame bullshitting

For the starting note, I'd just like to say, DAMN YOU PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF PRE-U SEMINAR WHO MAKE ME RUSH LIKE A MAD COW!!!!!

And on a lighter note, I went back to school today!! ((:

Crapped with Putra, MrScandal and Slacker. (the usual)

Somehow managed to survive school. Oh, just want to say a big THANK YOU to Slacker who stayed with me for half a break to help me on that damn History tutorial. I owe you one!!

Some amusing stuff happened today. It started at Religion and Ethics class.

MrMyTehTehPain (aka G): *grabs carebear-shaped balloon*
G: HIGH 5! *slaps carebear's paw*
G: Medium five! *slaps carebear's belly*
G: low five!!!!! *hits the carebear up where it hurts*

And this was after KI class.

Slacker: Hey you know the guy that sits opp MrIStealYourFood in KI on the left?
Me: yea? What about him?
Slacker: I think he's an ass.
Me: huh? Why?
Slacker: He's got an asshole face.
Me: *bursts out laughing* AGREED! (it was so uncanny that I was also THINKING the exact same thing during lesson when I glimpsed past his face)
Me and Slacker: *continues laughing*
MrIStealYourFood: Hey guys don't be so bad lah....it's not very nice...
Slacker: aww but you know its true..
MrIStealYourFood: still... where's your compassion?!
Me and Slacker: *keeps quiet for a while*

MrIStealYourFood: It's not that he's got an asshole face.... it's just that...
Me and Slacker: *waits for something that would score an A in Moral Education*
MrIStealYourFood: It's just that he looks like a Doofus.
Me and Slacker: WTF?! AND YOU SAID WE'RE BAD?!

And on MSN.

Me: I adopted a new nickname!! It's YourPetGuppy. Cool right! So when I kill people, and they see that 'YourPetGuppy has pawned you' they would not only feel shitty that they got killed, but they would feel even worse that they got pawned by someone who has such a stupid nickname LOL!

Slacker: You know.. I would rather be named "A snail" then people would see "A snail has pawned you". I think that would be worse. Hey, guppies can like, spit water and stuff.

Me: .. I'd like you to show me a guppy that spits water at people. Bloody vicious guppy.

Slacker: Lol well, what can a snail do? It's more pathetic.

Me: It can destroy my vegetable plots!!!! It's a vicious creature!!!!

Slacker: oh nooo, all my vege plots in cs will be destroyed.

Me: .... *bursts out in laughter* Vege plots are important okay!!! They're cover in CS! CAMOUFLAGE YOU KNOW?!

Slacker: Omg I don't like where this is going. Newfound lame territory I'm not used to.


And a few days ago during Maths lesson.

Teacher: Okay, so I'm showing you the grades you can get in JC! What does U stand for?
Putra: Ultra-Amazing!
Teacher: And what does S stand for?
MrScandal: *leans over and whispers* sucks.
Me: *turns to Putra and tells him the same*
Putra: *bursts out laughing* sucks?!
Teacher: Putra! did you just say successful!?
Putra: *laughs even harder*
Me: *scribbles something on notepad and shows him*
Putra: *sees the word on notepad: SUCKSessful* *laughs even harder*
Me: *starts laughing too*

At the same time, our Maths teacher was going on about something else..

Teacher: Now I expect you to ASK FOR HELP if you got a problem. Don't remain quiet and suffer!
Putra: *raises hand while still laughing*
Teacher: yes Putra?
Putra: *trying to fight back his laughter with failure* HAHAHAHA... help... help... HAHAHAH!
Teacher: Huh? Help you with??
Putra: *loses control of his laughter* LOL no nth... HAHAHA i mean... HAHAHAHA.. ouch.. HAHAHAHA nth...
Me: *laughs even harder* HAHAHA PUTRA YOU'RE DAMN RETARDED HAHAHAHA!

He made me laugh until my stomach hurt so bad. PUTRA YOU'RE DAMN FUNNY!!!

Another random class event:

Me: PUTRA! YOU TOUCH MY DORITOS I'LL BOX YOU!
Putra: awww I'm so scared...
Me: Wa! Come fight la!! ROOOAR!!! *whacks him on the head with doritos* FEEL THE DORITO WRATH MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

*goes into kungfu style with swinging doritos in a plastic bag used as nanchucks*

Retardedness, I know.

Lastly, this one was something MrScandal came up with. Since my display picture had a hand which said NUMB on it, I asked him if he knew what it meant. And he came up with this:

NUMB = Never Underestimate Me Bitch.

Omg. It's a classic. =D