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I found this on friendster and thought it was rather funny!

Why Ladies today are still single?
1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexualmen are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, butare nice men, have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, butare nice men with money think we areonly after their money.

7. The handsome men without money areafter our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not soniceand somewhat heterosexual, don't thinkwe are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful,that are heterosexual, somewhatnice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money andthank God are heterosexual, are shy andNEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the firstmove, automatically lose interest in uswhen we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They allstart out like grapes,and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to havedinnerwith."