A very special event for 2 very special people

*ahem* we are gathered here today in holy matrimony for 2 very special brilliant people. Oh, bravo everyone. So miss Bitch do you take mr Bastard as your lawful wedded husband? (and yes I pronounced ur names with a capital B for a BOMBASTIC effect to emphasis your importance and the damage you have done to a certain individual's life called the FatCat)

okay now you two bitches of the century may kiss the bride. Don't forget to lick her boots everyday and shove it up where it hurts. AMEN!