Hurricane winds,Crazy Balls, Sauna gossip and Underwater Fun
FatCat's had a terr-i-fick day man! And I'm unusually happy! Haha!Spent my whole day at Raffles Country Club [so fun!]
Hurricane winds
Today's weather forecast: Disastrous. Hurricane winds tore through Raffles Country Club at alarming speeds, making the weather so cold that serious injuries had occured. Evangeline the FatCat, 15 years of cat age, met up with a vicious high feeling after her heart and brain were frozen stiff. Horrifying results to follow. Caused laughing gas to explode in RCC, havoc to wreck the brains of fellow meow-ipians Rachel and Wai Mun, ravenous photo-taking rage, bikini parties and becoming the kings and queens of the swimming pool despite heavy rainfall.
Crazy Balls
FatCat cannot play table tennis for nuts, peanuts, cashew or even pistachio. The ball would go normally along the table, then suddenly with a jerk of excitement, hits it with more than the strength required, sends the ball soaring through the air and it would suddenly change to tennis cum badminton. Scary bullet pelting session. FatCat's new invention: Table tenminton. Side effects of infectious laughing gas included.
Sauna gossip
FatCat and fellow meow-ipians retired to the sauna after badminton because the weather was just too freaking cold to take a swim. Used Rachel as a test subject a.k.a guinea pig. She came out of the water frozen. Was gossiping about boys, bikinis, buts, boobs, and anything to do with the letter "B". oh, bitches (me!Me!) and backstabbers too. FatCat gossiped about that really tall guy in church that always sits at the backrow of the choir. He looks bored most of the time and he seems to wear really bright colours every week. Bless my eyes. Found out his name was Calvin. Probably the only intruiging thing about him was that he looked a splitting image of the SkinnyBoy (just without the mole) and that he's well, really tall. FatCat swears the sauna has melted her sanity. Came out gasping for air as if she'd taken a year voyage at the Sahara desert.
Underwater Fun
Went swimming when it was raining. Not very smart but hey, who gives a shit - the pool's all ours. Did stupid things with the floats FatCat and meow-ipians brought, went nuts, tried to teach SkinnyBoy how to swim - which utterly failed, water aerobics, singing in the rain-and water,lots of screaming and struggled to keep our bikinis on - one had too much to fill it in, the other had too little and the last just had J Lo's miniature butt.
Hurricane winds
Today's weather forecast: Disastrous. Hurricane winds tore through Raffles Country Club at alarming speeds, making the weather so cold that serious injuries had occured. Evangeline the FatCat, 15 years of cat age, met up with a vicious high feeling after her heart and brain were frozen stiff. Horrifying results to follow. Caused laughing gas to explode in RCC, havoc to wreck the brains of fellow meow-ipians Rachel and Wai Mun, ravenous photo-taking rage, bikini parties and becoming the kings and queens of the swimming pool despite heavy rainfall.
Crazy Balls
FatCat cannot play table tennis for nuts, peanuts, cashew or even pistachio. The ball would go normally along the table, then suddenly with a jerk of excitement, hits it with more than the strength required, sends the ball soaring through the air and it would suddenly change to tennis cum badminton. Scary bullet pelting session. FatCat's new invention: Table tenminton. Side effects of infectious laughing gas included.
Sauna gossip
FatCat and fellow meow-ipians retired to the sauna after badminton because the weather was just too freaking cold to take a swim. Used Rachel as a test subject a.k.a guinea pig. She came out of the water frozen. Was gossiping about boys, bikinis, buts, boobs, and anything to do with the letter "B". oh, bitches (me!Me!) and backstabbers too. FatCat gossiped about that really tall guy in church that always sits at the backrow of the choir. He looks bored most of the time and he seems to wear really bright colours every week. Bless my eyes. Found out his name was Calvin. Probably the only intruiging thing about him was that he looked a splitting image of the SkinnyBoy (just without the mole) and that he's well, really tall. FatCat swears the sauna has melted her sanity. Came out gasping for air as if she'd taken a year voyage at the Sahara desert.
Underwater Fun
Went swimming when it was raining. Not very smart but hey, who gives a shit - the pool's all ours. Did stupid things with the floats FatCat and meow-ipians brought, went nuts, tried to teach SkinnyBoy how to swim - which utterly failed, water aerobics, singing in the rain-and water,lots of screaming and struggled to keep our bikinis on - one had too much to fill it in, the other had too little and the last just had J Lo's miniature butt.
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