FatCat's getting tailed

Fatcat's got a big problem I can't solve. Or rather, I DON'T know how to solve without having the OhSoHotBoy swearing and cursing at my stalker and threatening to fly down from thailand to stab him as well or to have the SkinnyBoy scold the crap out of him.

HEELLPPP!
HEEEELLPPPP!!
HEEEELLLPPPPPP!!

Here's some psycho conversations we had:

A One Winged Angel says:err... wat am i 2 u?
Evangeline: "Kisses make my heart play the tango" ::IamTHEproplady:: says:
er. a person.
A One Winged Angel says:expected
A One Winged Angel says:im not much to anyone except my parents

well, good for you MrI'm-so-sad-pity-me.

A One Winged Angel says:if onli i knew how to make a 'doomsday' virus...
A One Winged Angel says:anyway... tts wat u do 24/7A
One Winged Angel says:and u get rich as a result
A One Winged Angel says:wat genius
A One Winged Angel says:do u think its possible to make mini-bombs with anything we can get our hands on?
Evangeline: "Kisses make my heart play the tango" ::IamTHEproplady:: says:er.
Evangeline: "Kisses make my heart play the tango" ::IamTHEproplady:: says:no.
Evangeline: "Kisses make my heart play the tango" ::IamTHEproplady:: says:and you'd be jailed for that.
A One Winged Angel says: ...
A One Winged Angel says:im desperate for adventure...
A One Winged Angel says:any ideas?
Evangeline: "Kisses make my heart play the tango" ::IamTHEproplady:: says:.. even if i did, i wont. tell. you.
A One Winged Angel says:*bang*


bang? I'll BANG YOU'RE BLOODY HEAD TILL ITS SMASHED INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES! You think you own a gun or something! My boyfriend owns a parang which I can decapitate your pee-wee brain with! Grrrrrr.

FatCat hates stalkers. FatCat hates BRAINLESS CHILDISH stalkers. FatCat hates freakazoids.
God SAVE me!