Scream your HEART OUT
hey, its been a long time since the Fatcat has said anything.
Well, I'm back!!!! *waves hands frantically around*
Yes I know there's cobwebs and possibly a bogeyman in every corner of my blog but well, I hope this post refreshes everything there! Yipee!
Lately the fatcat's been addicted to a NEW online game -AUDITION! It's so extremely addictive because there's a thrill of trashing other people and going HAHA-YOU-SUCKERS in your head(well of course there is an occassional person who tactlessly actually VOICES it out and gets barraged for it later) Maybe you won't get it if you're not a gamer but hey, you really should try it. Gamer or not. Fatcat's even got a family there: Minmei, Yumei and lots others!
Ooo and my beloved skypers too =) The time's been magical! Oh, before I forget I even got 2 starfishes!!! bwahahaha! and of course, not forgetting the most fabulous guild ever: AMPLIFY!!!!! <3S
yea, Missy M is still with THE BOY and things have gotten pretty interesting. Sure, fighting more, loving more and stuff like that. pretty normal. Uh-huh. Just that THEBOY is working at a lounge now so Missy M gets pretty lonely haha! But Missy M's looking for a job too at Hyatt sooooo,.. its not so bad bwahahah! Thanks a bomb to Meow Meow aka Mr R for helping her apply for it. She owes u a meal.
When our time is up
When our lives are done
Will we say we've had our fun?
Things have been pretty interesting, really.
Recently Missy M and the Fatcat stalked KL, leaving Miseur S sobbing at home (can't bring him along. It's too much of a girl trip). KL food is a bang! Damn gooooooooooood sinful delights that make your mouth drool. Seriously, if you thought satay club is heaven, come down to KL and maybe you'd even marry the cook. 2 thumbs up (and for those who have 3, raise the other one up too)!
Most of the time spent was in Sungei Wang. FatCat was happily banging away at the drums and teaching Don Juan how to play so he can impress his Miss Juliet. And for some really odd reason, lots of people like to gather up behind her and stare as if she'd just grown 5 more arms, 2 more feet, 3 tenticles, a long beard and carried a sign that says "bite me". Sheesh. It's as if the guys there have NEVER seen a cat play drums....well, they're just animalist. It was quite annoying at some point of time. However, nothing can beat hoggers.
A drumming cat's biggest nightmare is a dude-who-got-too-much-money-and-can-only-bear-wasting-it-on-arcades-while-leaving-a-poor-homeless-kid-still-homeless. Seriously. He plays from morning 11am till the time the arcade closes. NON-STOP. FatCat was really seething. Like dude, if you're so friggin rich, just buy the goddamn machine and leave this one for people to play with.
Will we make a mark this time?
Will we always say we tried?
As for Missy M, she spent lots of her time terrorising shop owners and buying the building down. She thinks that her bargaining skills have gotten better too! Her favourite quote: "please la, aunty/uncle, I'm still studying leh, very poor you know! Wo qui qui ni, lower la" and well, if they didn't oblige, good luck to them. Even metallica would sound like music to their ears after that (no offence to metallica fans)
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out.
Missy M also went out for dinner with Skpa Sexy, Lady S and Madam B! And she said she enjoyed every single bit of it! Though she does admit that she kept accidentally bumping into everyone under the table (you can't blame her for having long legs). She also wants to thank all 3 of them (and Lady S's friend) for everything and she especially enjoyed playing in the playground after. Embarrassment was not a word good enough to describe it. Imagine 3 adults (2 female 1 male), 2 teenagers ( 1 female 1 male). Now, picture the 2 teenagers and 2 adults playing on the seesaw and having the time of their life like a ravenous dog that's just snuck into a meat factory. Right. Now add in laughs and screams and someone going "yayyy!!!" and "weee!!!". Next imagine the male adult watching the mad foursome and smoking a cigarette probably thinking: "Look away. Pretend to be unconnected to these loonys" Lastly, imagine cars circling the playground on the road. One of them has a dude that's just a long crap day and he's watching the scene and thinking: "Damn the things they teach kids nowadays". managed to imagine? Well if you did, good for you. If you didn't, good for you too.
All the love I've met
I have no regrets
If it all ends now, I'm set
From KL the fearsome trio (yes Miseur S included this time) continued their prowl to Osaka JAPAN! Which my dear cat-icians, is a palace of SHOPPING, FOOD AND SCENERY!!! Cutting to the chase, we'll start with the comments about the people. (no offence to those jap out there. It's just a real culture shock for us)
Will we make a mark this time?
Will we always say we tried?
THE PEOPLE
If the notorious FatCat (yes with a capital F and a capital C. It's respect) had a comment about the girls, it's that michael jackson is waaay more natural than them. However, the ever-so-slow Miseur S would like to say that 'they look HOT with all that makeup'. Tish-tosh Miseur S. You wouldn't want to see them without the makeup. Really, I think you'd be the one to be hot if they took it off - hot on your heels running away.
For starters, their makeup is so heavy, if they smiled, their face would crack. Period. I think their daily usage is 5 bowls of foundation, 3 rolls of concealer, 2 cups of blusher, 1 bottle of glow-face-powder, 3 pairs of fake eyelashes, a carton of mascara, 2 tubes of eyeliner and a swimming pool of face whitener. Also, make-up is CHEAP there so they can afford it. I couldn't find A SINGLE girl WITHOUT make-up. I'm not surprised if the guys there thought I was a guy too because NONE of us were wearing make-up and looking like a doll that's been through 7-days detox, face painted white, hair dyed brown, fit with 3-inch stilettos, mini-shorts, furry jacket and a tube inside. Some of them don't even wear a jacket. And yes, the temperature is SUB-ZERO. Not just that, but why would any girl need to wear STILETTOS to a THEME PARK!? Can't fit the height requirement for rides? I don't think so. The Slinky Cat calls them 'skanks' because they value beauty over comfort and common sense.You can literally see them LIMPING halfway through the day and freezing their butts off. I'm starting to agree with the theory that the area you expose to the cold would build up on fat because the jap girls have huuuge thighs (most of them). FatCat reckons that next time she should try exposing her chest. Maybe she'd grow more boobs. Heh.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out.
Anyway back to the make-up (sorry its just so fascinating. I HAVE to dwell on it). While the Dragon and the Barney were shopping in Uniquelo, FatCat and Slinky were observing the girls in the store. The conversation went somewhat like this:
S: "They can't ALL have such good complexion"
F: "Yeah. Look closely. They don't. In fact, it's worse than mine. Just that they cover up with makeup"
S: "Hm. Figures. Oh look, fake eyelashes"
F: "where?!"
S: "Lady in white in knee-length leather boots with micro shorts."
F: *surreptitiously steals a look* "Yup, even a blind person could have spotted that"
S: ...skanks.
and well, they came up with a conclusion that it was oh-so-tempting to just grab a random girl away from the store, strap her down in a deserted warehouse and drown her under a nigara falls of make-up remover and water. After that, wheel her around and take a good look at her. It'd be something like this:
"HA! KNEW IT! FAKE EYELASHES!"
"DAMN HER EYES ARE SO SMALL AFTER ALL THE MAKEUP IS OFF"
"I KNEWWWW IT!! BIIIG PIMPLE!!!"
"DRAWN EYEBROWS!"
"DAMN! SHE WEARING A WIG/!?!"
"uhhh no.. that's because of all the hair spray the hair feels fake"
"ahhh i see.."
"OMG A FAKE NOSE!"
"WTF?!"
"just kidding."
In short to those unimaginative people out there, she'd look like someone who's dead (even if she didnt drown under onslaught of make-up remover) with paaale white cheeks, biiiig eye bags, shrunken cheeks and well, sucky hair.
However, what was reeaallly annoying was that they talked in a high-pitched whiny voice regardless of their age. FatCat has seen even 40 year olds and 60 year olds talking like the rest of the teenagers in the "i-got-kicked-really-hard-in-the-hiny-and-i-think-i-just-shat-in-my-pants" kind of voice only cartoon characters would have after being hit really hard in their family jewels.
Somewhat off topic as well, but even grandmas dress up to their nines there with SHOCKING PINK CURLY HAIR, branded handbags and a scary dead fox around their neck. Go figure.
As for the guys, the FatCat can only salivate. Excuuse me but I smell something burning in this room. Firstly, the guys there have GREAT HAIR!!!! My god, who knows how much wax they use? But anyway, they REALLY know how to dress up! And they LOOK GOOD! (guess they got to keep up with the girls) However, they do look a LOT like girls...so....no comment. And Missy M wants to add that THEBOY is still the hottest in the world, jap boy or not =)
And well, Japan's basically quite a scary place. The trio took a look a look at the students and at the graduates and we wonder: WTF DID THEY DO TO THEMSELVES?! It's like, the students look NORMAL like singaporean school students with majority average, 2% ugly and 0.111111% hot people. Somehow, after they graduate, WHAO!!! they turn into fashion divas who all look ALIKE and gorgeous. After so much, beautiful people look average and ugly people look so rare and special that they look MORE BEAUTIFUL than the beautiful people. Scarrryyy.
Also, communication was a big problem. Most of the time we'd just go "hai", smile a little, nod our head in just the right manner and give a look of sheer blurness. Then, they'd start panicking and scuttle around trying to find someone who can explain to us in English. It's extremely amusing =)
Standing on the rooftops
(Wait until the bombs drop)
This is all we got now
(Scream until your heart stops)
Never gonna regret
(Watching every sunset)
We'll listen to your heartbeat
(All the love that we found)
THE FOOD
MMmMmMmm heaaaven!!! Need i say more? Just that there's TONS of aginomoto so we drank liquid like we've just braved a year in the desert. No wonder the japs have such good complexion.. with the amount of water we drank, we could bath a hippo. OHHHH and the ocha~~~~<3 *swoons*
Scream your heart out [x3]
Scream your
Mischiefs
There was one particular incident, the FatCat and the Slinky were watching a musical in Universal Studios. Unfortunately (for others), they were sitting side by side while waiting for the show to start. In front of them, a Jap girl took out a mirror and started touching up her make-up and curling her lashes. like wtf!? WHO CARRIES A DAMN EYELASH CURLER WITH THEM?! EVEN BIMBOS DON'T DO THAT! So, Slinky leaned over and whispered:
"want to kick her chair and hopefully she'd yank out her lashes with that curler?"
ROFL FatCat had to bite her tongue to stop a wave of insane laughter. Oh, the temptation. It was killing her.
FATAL MONSTERS
This incident was with the bicycles. In japan, cars are too expensive so they get EVERYWHERE on bicycles. Outside shopping centres, hotels, subways and even eateries there's ALWAYS bicycle stands. In the morning, you can see people of all ages cycling around - students, business men, women in stilettos (its amazing how they manage to in those killer heels that could stab a poor defenceless robber).
So while walking along the sidewalks, someone would yell "BICYCLE" and you would have a few chances left:
1) dodge like the matrix and unglamorously end up hurting yourself
2) stand still, hold up the FINGER and yell "BANG ME BIATCH" (only he won't understand)
3) pounce on the poor cyclist and claw him to the ground like an action hero
4) stand still, sidesteps when he passes, suddenly grab him and immediately release, giving him a shock and watch in joy as he careens off the side walk, only to be run over by a car
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your
Quote of the day: I'm not evil. You're just underexposed.
Well, I'm back!!!! *waves hands frantically around*
Yes I know there's cobwebs and possibly a bogeyman in every corner of my blog but well, I hope this post refreshes everything there! Yipee!
Lately the fatcat's been addicted to a NEW online game -AUDITION! It's so extremely addictive because there's a thrill of trashing other people and going HAHA-YOU-SUCKERS in your head(well of course there is an occassional person who tactlessly actually VOICES it out and gets barraged for it later) Maybe you won't get it if you're not a gamer but hey, you really should try it. Gamer or not. Fatcat's even got a family there: Minmei, Yumei and lots others!
Ooo and my beloved skypers too =) The time's been magical! Oh, before I forget I even got 2 starfishes!!! bwahahaha! and of course, not forgetting the most fabulous guild ever: AMPLIFY!!!!! <3S
yea, Missy M is still with THE BOY and things have gotten pretty interesting. Sure, fighting more, loving more and stuff like that. pretty normal. Uh-huh. Just that THEBOY is working at a lounge now so Missy M gets pretty lonely haha! But Missy M's looking for a job too at Hyatt sooooo,.. its not so bad bwahahah! Thanks a bomb to Meow Meow aka Mr R for helping her apply for it. She owes u a meal.
When our time is up
When our lives are done
Will we say we've had our fun?
Things have been pretty interesting, really.
Recently Missy M and the Fatcat stalked KL, leaving Miseur S sobbing at home (can't bring him along. It's too much of a girl trip). KL food is a bang! Damn gooooooooooood sinful delights that make your mouth drool. Seriously, if you thought satay club is heaven, come down to KL and maybe you'd even marry the cook. 2 thumbs up (and for those who have 3, raise the other one up too)!
Most of the time spent was in Sungei Wang. FatCat was happily banging away at the drums and teaching Don Juan how to play so he can impress his Miss Juliet. And for some really odd reason, lots of people like to gather up behind her and stare as if she'd just grown 5 more arms, 2 more feet, 3 tenticles, a long beard and carried a sign that says "bite me". Sheesh. It's as if the guys there have NEVER seen a cat play drums....well, they're just animalist. It was quite annoying at some point of time. However, nothing can beat hoggers.
A drumming cat's biggest nightmare is a dude-who-got-too-much-money-and-can-only-bear-wasting-it-on-arcades-while-leaving-a-poor-homeless-kid-still-homeless. Seriously. He plays from morning 11am till the time the arcade closes. NON-STOP. FatCat was really seething. Like dude, if you're so friggin rich, just buy the goddamn machine and leave this one for people to play with.
Will we make a mark this time?
Will we always say we tried?
As for Missy M, she spent lots of her time terrorising shop owners and buying the building down. She thinks that her bargaining skills have gotten better too! Her favourite quote: "please la, aunty/uncle, I'm still studying leh, very poor you know! Wo qui qui ni, lower la" and well, if they didn't oblige, good luck to them. Even metallica would sound like music to their ears after that (no offence to metallica fans)
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out.
Missy M also went out for dinner with Skpa Sexy, Lady S and Madam B! And she said she enjoyed every single bit of it! Though she does admit that she kept accidentally bumping into everyone under the table (you can't blame her for having long legs). She also wants to thank all 3 of them (and Lady S's friend) for everything and she especially enjoyed playing in the playground after. Embarrassment was not a word good enough to describe it. Imagine 3 adults (2 female 1 male), 2 teenagers ( 1 female 1 male). Now, picture the 2 teenagers and 2 adults playing on the seesaw and having the time of their life like a ravenous dog that's just snuck into a meat factory. Right. Now add in laughs and screams and someone going "yayyy!!!" and "weee!!!". Next imagine the male adult watching the mad foursome and smoking a cigarette probably thinking: "Look away. Pretend to be unconnected to these loonys" Lastly, imagine cars circling the playground on the road. One of them has a dude that's just a long crap day and he's watching the scene and thinking: "Damn the things they teach kids nowadays". managed to imagine? Well if you did, good for you. If you didn't, good for you too.
All the love I've met
I have no regrets
If it all ends now, I'm set
From KL the fearsome trio (yes Miseur S included this time) continued their prowl to Osaka JAPAN! Which my dear cat-icians, is a palace of SHOPPING, FOOD AND SCENERY!!! Cutting to the chase, we'll start with the comments about the people. (no offence to those jap out there. It's just a real culture shock for us)
Will we make a mark this time?
Will we always say we tried?
THE PEOPLE
If the notorious FatCat (yes with a capital F and a capital C. It's respect) had a comment about the girls, it's that michael jackson is waaay more natural than them. However, the ever-so-slow Miseur S would like to say that 'they look HOT with all that makeup'. Tish-tosh Miseur S. You wouldn't want to see them without the makeup. Really, I think you'd be the one to be hot if they took it off - hot on your heels running away.
For starters, their makeup is so heavy, if they smiled, their face would crack. Period. I think their daily usage is 5 bowls of foundation, 3 rolls of concealer, 2 cups of blusher, 1 bottle of glow-face-powder, 3 pairs of fake eyelashes, a carton of mascara, 2 tubes of eyeliner and a swimming pool of face whitener. Also, make-up is CHEAP there so they can afford it. I couldn't find A SINGLE girl WITHOUT make-up. I'm not surprised if the guys there thought I was a guy too because NONE of us were wearing make-up and looking like a doll that's been through 7-days detox, face painted white, hair dyed brown, fit with 3-inch stilettos, mini-shorts, furry jacket and a tube inside. Some of them don't even wear a jacket. And yes, the temperature is SUB-ZERO. Not just that, but why would any girl need to wear STILETTOS to a THEME PARK!? Can't fit the height requirement for rides? I don't think so. The Slinky Cat calls them 'skanks' because they value beauty over comfort and common sense.You can literally see them LIMPING halfway through the day and freezing their butts off. I'm starting to agree with the theory that the area you expose to the cold would build up on fat because the jap girls have huuuge thighs (most of them). FatCat reckons that next time she should try exposing her chest. Maybe she'd grow more boobs. Heh.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out.
Anyway back to the make-up (sorry its just so fascinating. I HAVE to dwell on it). While the Dragon and the Barney were shopping in Uniquelo, FatCat and Slinky were observing the girls in the store. The conversation went somewhat like this:
S: "They can't ALL have such good complexion"
F: "Yeah. Look closely. They don't. In fact, it's worse than mine. Just that they cover up with makeup"
S: "Hm. Figures. Oh look, fake eyelashes"
F: "where?!"
S: "Lady in white in knee-length leather boots with micro shorts."
F: *surreptitiously steals a look* "Yup, even a blind person could have spotted that"
S: ...skanks.
and well, they came up with a conclusion that it was oh-so-tempting to just grab a random girl away from the store, strap her down in a deserted warehouse and drown her under a nigara falls of make-up remover and water. After that, wheel her around and take a good look at her. It'd be something like this:
"HA! KNEW IT! FAKE EYELASHES!"
"DAMN HER EYES ARE SO SMALL AFTER ALL THE MAKEUP IS OFF"
"I KNEWWWW IT!! BIIIG PIMPLE!!!"
"DRAWN EYEBROWS!"
"DAMN! SHE WEARING A WIG/!?!"
"uhhh no.. that's because of all the hair spray the hair feels fake"
"ahhh i see.."
"OMG A FAKE NOSE!"
"WTF?!"
"just kidding."
In short to those unimaginative people out there, she'd look like someone who's dead (even if she didnt drown under onslaught of make-up remover) with paaale white cheeks, biiiig eye bags, shrunken cheeks and well, sucky hair.
However, what was reeaallly annoying was that they talked in a high-pitched whiny voice regardless of their age. FatCat has seen even 40 year olds and 60 year olds talking like the rest of the teenagers in the "i-got-kicked-really-hard-in-the-hiny-and-i-think-i-just-shat-in-my-pants" kind of voice only cartoon characters would have after being hit really hard in their family jewels.
Somewhat off topic as well, but even grandmas dress up to their nines there with SHOCKING PINK CURLY HAIR, branded handbags and a scary dead fox around their neck. Go figure.
As for the guys, the FatCat can only salivate. Excuuse me but I smell something burning in this room. Firstly, the guys there have GREAT HAIR!!!! My god, who knows how much wax they use? But anyway, they REALLY know how to dress up! And they LOOK GOOD! (guess they got to keep up with the girls) However, they do look a LOT like girls...so....no comment. And Missy M wants to add that THEBOY is still the hottest in the world, jap boy or not =)
And well, Japan's basically quite a scary place. The trio took a look a look at the students and at the graduates and we wonder: WTF DID THEY DO TO THEMSELVES?! It's like, the students look NORMAL like singaporean school students with majority average, 2% ugly and 0.111111% hot people. Somehow, after they graduate, WHAO!!! they turn into fashion divas who all look ALIKE and gorgeous. After so much, beautiful people look average and ugly people look so rare and special that they look MORE BEAUTIFUL than the beautiful people. Scarrryyy.
Also, communication was a big problem. Most of the time we'd just go "hai", smile a little, nod our head in just the right manner and give a look of sheer blurness. Then, they'd start panicking and scuttle around trying to find someone who can explain to us in English. It's extremely amusing =)
Standing on the rooftops
(Wait until the bombs drop)
This is all we got now
(Scream until your heart stops)
Never gonna regret
(Watching every sunset)
We'll listen to your heartbeat
(All the love that we found)
THE FOOD
MMmMmMmm heaaaven!!! Need i say more? Just that there's TONS of aginomoto so we drank liquid like we've just braved a year in the desert. No wonder the japs have such good complexion.. with the amount of water we drank, we could bath a hippo. OHHHH and the ocha~~~~<3 *swoons*
Scream your heart out [x3]
Scream your
Mischiefs
There was one particular incident, the FatCat and the Slinky were watching a musical in Universal Studios. Unfortunately (for others), they were sitting side by side while waiting for the show to start. In front of them, a Jap girl took out a mirror and started touching up her make-up and curling her lashes. like wtf!? WHO CARRIES A DAMN EYELASH CURLER WITH THEM?! EVEN BIMBOS DON'T DO THAT! So, Slinky leaned over and whispered:
"want to kick her chair and hopefully she'd yank out her lashes with that curler?"
ROFL FatCat had to bite her tongue to stop a wave of insane laughter. Oh, the temptation. It was killing her.
FATAL MONSTERS
This incident was with the bicycles. In japan, cars are too expensive so they get EVERYWHERE on bicycles. Outside shopping centres, hotels, subways and even eateries there's ALWAYS bicycle stands. In the morning, you can see people of all ages cycling around - students, business men, women in stilettos (its amazing how they manage to in those killer heels that could stab a poor defenceless robber).
So while walking along the sidewalks, someone would yell "BICYCLE" and you would have a few chances left:
1) dodge like the matrix and unglamorously end up hurting yourself
2) stand still, hold up the FINGER and yell "BANG ME BIATCH" (only he won't understand)
3) pounce on the poor cyclist and claw him to the ground like an action hero
4) stand still, sidesteps when he passes, suddenly grab him and immediately release, giving him a shock and watch in joy as he careens off the side walk, only to be run over by a car
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your
Quote of the day: I'm not evil. You're just underexposed.
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