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Wreck in the Look

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

It's not dead till its really dead

Life's been rather shitty lately because of my inability to dance when EMCC is so close.

It started off as a sore throat, then mutated into a flu, then it triggered off my asthma and so many other things from there.

But anyway, I forced myself to dance today and I can say that I am kind of glad that I had spent my previous practices resting because if I had gone for those practices, I probably would have died.

The choreography is DAAAAMN tiring.

But aside from that, I guess karma works in mysterious ways. All the self-loathing for skipping dance has transformed into me getting to be on stage for half the song, some solo parts with 5 other people, and get this, I GET TO ACT. HEH.

All this, simply because I can't dance the choreo HAHA.

And a surprise was waiting for me in my room too.

Imagine me, on adrenaline high, busting through the door into my room and I see something vaguely brown and familiar on my bathroom rug. I stare at it, it stares at me. I move closer, AND OMG IT MOVES!

So I only did what was natural - I looked for a weapon (now here I was debating between my kodak envelope and my TS notes, and I decided to go with the former), readied it into shape,

and whacked the crap out of it.

Its like being on an adrenaline shot in L4D2. I got it on the first hit with my lightning fast reflexes, two, three times more. Then I stopped to stare at it. One leg had been smashed off. I continued to stare at what remained of the cockroach and decided that it might be calling a bluff at me - after all, they can live for days without a head, what more a measly leg?

WHAM WHAM WHAMWHAMWHAM I hit it 3 more times till cockroach goo stained my Kodak envelope and it was positively smooshed to oblivion. After which, I proceeded to flush it down the toilet bowl.

I am so proud of myself :D